tell him you tried to wake him up this morning in a most pleasant way (wink) but your forehead kept hitting his stomach rolls, so if he'd like to have his tool sharpened, he's going to have to get rid of the shed.
good luck!
Easy E is that you ???
is your bf 5'3 ugly as can be ...??How do I get my BF to lose wieght he has more chins than a chinese telephone directory!!!!?
Tell him you're going to leave him if he doesn't get his big butt off the couch and lose a couple of those chins...How do I get my BF to lose wieght he has more chins than a chinese telephone directory!!!!?
lol
He had to want to.
LOL, how much does your Bf weights
put him in the Guiness Book Record maybe he can win a couple of thousands for being the fat guy with the most chins and he can spend the thousands on ham and cheese sandwhiches and than next year get bigger and become the fattest man on earth (this was a joke)
but here is what you really do tell him imma leave your fat big asz if you don't lose no weight %26amp; see how that turns out
if he loves you enough and wants to please you /he will do for you / or try to do / loosing weigh tis not that easy . but at least try
get him to ride a unicycle i lost 45. lb in two months and my balance is better then ever
chase him with a tank, he's bound to lose weight then
.why don't you both sign up at a gym together, that way their ain't no bad feelings and he will see you are making an effort to
Do ya love him regardless? I guess not! If he does'nt shift his ***.. bin bag him!
just tell him your worried about his health and that he could do serious damage to you if he rolls over at night
cover yourself in kebabs, chip and chinese food... make him chase u around the block before he can eat it! and before he catches u roll around on the mud and say "tufff luckk chuncky chinnnnyyy go have a salad"
or u could always decorate t bedroom with fit, washboard posters of men! lol
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