What city's telephone directory is the best one to throw at your televison when stupid reality shows come on?

SOME PEOPLE ASK THE STUPIDEST QUESTIONS.....What city's telephone directory is the best one to throw at your televison when stupid reality shows come on?
I go for a really BIG city like NYC to make the best impact!
atlanta georgia because they have the metro area not just the single cityWhat city's telephone directory is the best one to throw at your televison when stupid reality shows come on?
Use your remote control, instead. There is this button on it, marked "off" to press.What city's telephone directory is the best one to throw at your televison when stupid reality shows come on?
Sidney, NY's book--thick enough to make a satisfying thud, but not thick enough to break the TV.
Buffalo, NY. Huge phone book. Could do some damage! lol! =)