What would a cannibal call a telephone directory?

Oobagooba! wich means I can't read!What would a cannibal call a telephone directory?
a menu
menu or smorgasbordWhat would a cannibal call a telephone directory?
a TeabagWhat would a cannibal call a telephone directory?
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A recipe book
"Little Black Book"
In L.A.---



He'd call it "TACO BELL"!!
yeah menu
Sweet delight in the endless night.
inventory list
Lunch. Unless he had hang ups.
Exotic Book of Recipes and Menus ! He would also modify the directory, to include from census reports, people not included in the directory, and also get latest revised versions published by cannibal publishers ! He would NOT include his own details, conveniently. Not required, either ! Because one of the cannibal publishers will gulp him down, to COMMEMORATE exemplary contributions made to the cannibal world, by such a heroic and dedicated cannibal. Appropriate reward too, isn't it? God bless all !
Meaty ideas.